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Once upon a time...

Rules and Regulations

Supplies:

Alcohol

Game Instructions:

Are you ready for story time? Or, how about this; Do you like to tell stories? You do? Great let's get started then. "Once upon a time, high up in the Swiss mountains Sir Thomas came upon a camp of fellow boozards. These boozards being drunk of course, offered their fellow traveler Sir Thomas, some sweet warm whiskey to warm up his frozen outlook on life. You see, Sir Thomas had just lost all his wenches and kingdom to his brother, Sir Jerry, an affable playboy of sorts. Sir Thomas graciously accepted the bottle and feverishly chugged the whole thing down in one gulp. Two minutes later Sir Thomas could be found relieving himself on the side of the frozen crusted mountain. Crack, crack, crack!! Sir Thomas you idiot screamed one of the fellow boozards, you just pissed on the ice shelf that was holding our encampment in place....and so they tumbled end over end down the mountain, until they finally came to rest at the door of Sir Thomas's kingdom. Sir Jerry, having been woken from the loud ruckus opens the door. "Sorry brother" said Sir Thomas. Sir Jerry without even thinking poured him a shot...so he drank it.

At this point everyone playing the game, drinks a shot of liquor. So, now you ask, what is the point of this game? Well, my friends, there is no point. You just tell a story (no longer than five minutes) and then at the end of your story you append this line to it, " He/she poured me a shot...so I drank it". That's it.

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