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Rules and Regulations

Supplies:

First, you will need a large garbage bag full of shit (preferably bullshit) make sure it's grade A and still hot... just kidding. Although, this game is named bullshit, there is no shit involved (thank god). Lets get our feet dirty shall we?

Game Instructions:

Put together a good sizeable group of people say around six to fifteen party dwellers. Next, every one has to choose a name for themselves, usually the name of some kind of animal or any word that sounds good with the word "shit" tied to the end of it. For example: Horseshit, Pigshit, Catshit, Crapshit, etc. You get the point.

Once everyone has chosen a name, one player, either by choice or by election, tells a short story. The story can be as long or as short as you want, but who wants to sit through a long story when there is drinking to be had, right? The story must end with the line, " and I stepped in some ____ shit." In the blank would be the name of one of the players. So you would be saying, "blah blah and I stepped in some frog shit". Once a players name has been called, that player has to respond with "Bullshit!" The player who started the game would then say, "Who shit?" The player who called out, "Bullshit" must then pick another player and say "____ shit." (rooster shit for example) If any player messes up they drink and that player starts the game over with a new story that ends with the, "and I stepped in some ___ shit" line.

Here is an example of a quick game of Bullshit:

Catshit: I was walking down sunset blvd. When I leapt out of the way of a speeding bus and stepped in a big steaming pile of Batshit.
Batshit: Bullshit.
Catshit: Who shit?
Batshit: Horseshit.
Horseshit: Bullshit.
Batshit: Who shit?
Horseshit:Dogshit.
Dogshit: Bullshit.
Horseshit: Who shit?
Dogshit: Bullshit.
Dogshit just messed up he or she should have said the name of another player but instead said "bullshit". He or she now has to take a drink and begin with a new story.
You can associate rules to this game like not being able to repeat the name of the person who just called out your name.
I know right now you're thinking this game is too easy... I'll never get to drink. Au' Contraire, once it starts to speed up and you're trying to remember everyone's name and who just called you and whether or not to say who shit or bullshit... you get the point you'll be drinking in no time.

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